Thursday, October 7, 2010

Ho Chi Minh II

We arrived back at Ho Chi Minh some time in the early afternoon on the 19th. We were astounded at the price of our taxi back to our guesthouse: $6! It was more than our bus tickets had cost. We didn't have much choice though, so we sucked it up. After checking into our guesthouse (the same one we had stayed at before) we went out for lunch. During our previous visit to the city we had spotted what looked like a Vietnamese fast food burger chain that we were curious to try, so we made our way there in the sprinkling afternoon rain. It ended up being less than stellar - certainly no McDonald's or Burger King. After that we headed back to the guesthouse where we proceeded to wait around. For what, you ask? For my Mom to arrive! She was scheduled to fly in late that night, and we were going to be at the airport to pick her up. So in the meantime, we waited around. Checked the email, tried to facebook – Vietnam blocks facebook though, so that was difficult. Some hotels have set up work arounds, but our guesthouse hadn't managed to do so. I tried to hack around it myself, but my skillz aren't so good. Chuck finally had pity on me and helped me out. At 8:00 PM went out for a pho dinner and some donuts, and at around 9:00 PM we grabbed a taxi to the airport to join the massive crowd waiting outside. We waited for quite a while, watching each passenger as they exited the building and spotted their waiting family, or greeted a driver with their name on a sign. I loved the group of school kids meeting up with their waiting parents. The annoyed looks on some of their faces as their Moms happily descended on them was priceless. Eventually, my own Mom appeared in the doorway. I jumped up and down to attract her attention as I waved hello across the waist high barrier. We met up near the edge of the crowd and happily exchanged hugs and kisses and all that. It had been a long time since I had seen her, and I found it was really nice to do so again. I guess I had been a little scared that I wouldn't know what to say or do, which was kind of silly because she's my Mom and of course I'd know what to say and do. It's not as though not seeing her for so long had changed any of that. So yeah, it was great to see her! We chatted about our travels and her trip and her life back in Florida as we tried to find a taxi. The first two taxis we asked wanted to charge us $15 to $20. We had paid $6 to get to the airport, so there was no way in hell we were paying that much to get back. We walked past the line of waiting taxis and to the next terminal where one driver was happy to take us for the meter price, which ended up being $6. Much more reasonable. Back at the hotel I stayed up talking with Mom until almost 1:00 AM. We had a big day of sightseeing ahead of us, so we decided to go to bed at that point.



We woke up around 9:30 AM, which for Chuck and me is pretty early. We had some pastries and iced Vietnamese coffee (well, I had the iced coffee - Mom had hers black and hot so as to avoid ingesting any dirty ice, and Chuck doesn't like coffee) for breakfast, and then hopped online together to plan out our route for the day. Once that was worked out and our course plotted on our handy tourist map, we set out to see the city. First we went to the Ben Thanh market. Chuck and I had been there before, during our first visit to the city, but we thought Mom might get a kick out of it. The vendors were predictably pushy and determined, which was a great introduction to Vietnam for Mom. We didn't do any exploring in the market – I'm sure it would have driven Mom mad (or maybe I was really protecting my own sanity...). We merely passed through on our way to see the opera house, which was a 15 minute walk down the road. The opera house ended up being closed which was a bummer, but we did get to see a presumably just-married Vietnamese couple taking wedding photos out front. The bride was wearing a beautifully sequined and very expensive looking gown, with its long train flowing down the steps of the building. We got a few shots of them and then moved on. Another 20 minute walk brought us to the river. We had to cross a big scary road to actually reach the water front, though. Traffic in Vietnam is notorious throughout SE Asia as being some of the most dangerous you'll encounter. You've got to be very careful when crossing the road, as people don't really like to stop. But there is a technique, and it doesn't involve waiting for a break in the traffic, as it is likely there will be none. What you have to do is look for a small opening in the lane closest to you - just big enough that the car or motorcycle has a decent amount of time to start braking or plot a course around you. Step out and keep going. Don't stop and wait - just go. At a moderate pace and in a predictable line. What you're counting on is that the traffic will go around you rather than stop. It's pretty scary, but that's how it works. I've been told that it's helpful to look directly at the traffic as you walk - like holding off a rabid dog with the force of your stare. We implemented this technique and safely made it across. We were like car whisperers. Or motorbike whisperers. Bad ass. We found a bench along the river and sat there for a bit, watching people go about their day. There were a number of people with nets who were collecting something out of the water. I couldn't tell what it was, but I suspect they were catching turtles. Making turtle soup? They eat snails and duck embryos in Vietnam, so eating turtles would be rather reasonable. The river wasn't very exciting though, so after a rest we left it behind and headed towards the Independence Palace. We were harassed pretty relentlessly by the numerous rickshaw drivers as we walked, but they were fairly good natured in their harassment. They'd pedal down the road next to us asking where we were from and where we were going and try to convince us that their rickshaw was the most awesome thing ever. One driver even tried to tell us that all three of us could fit in just fine. Maybe three Vietnamese people, but certainly not us big Westerners. Crazy rickshaw man. We stopped at an ATM at one point where Mom's card got stuck in the little card slot - not all the way in, but not sticking out far enough to be able to pull it back out. One of the security guards solved the problem for us by using his bank card to force it the rest of the way. I was sure her card would just end up stuck deeper in the machine, but instead, it registered that her card was there and processed a transaction. Next, we popped into a soup place for some pho. It wasn't the best pho we'd had, but it was a good introduction for Mom. Eventually we did make it to the Independence Palace. The palace was the seat of power for South Vietnam up until 1975 when a North Vietnamese tank crashed through the front gate and put an end to the Vietnam war. Or the American War, as it's called in Vietnam. It was abandoned and left pretty much exactly as it was. Now, tourists can go and see the palace, frozen in time at 1975. All the furnishings are 70's style, and the war-rooms in the basement are filled with ancient looking radio equipment. There's really not much more to say about the place than that. It wasn't too exciting. After exploring the building for over an hour (it was a big building) we moved on. Mom and I grabbed some fresh coconuts to drink as we made our way to the War Remnant Museum. I do love those fresh coconuts when they're nice and sweet. The walk was short enough that we were just finishing up our drinks as we arrived. The museum was a fairly plain, open building filled with lots of pictures and a few big guns. Many of the pictures were of children and adults who had been deformed due to the use of agent orange and other toxins – some through birth defects and other from having been burned in napalm fires. They were pretty intense photos. The courtyard had some planes and helicopters to pose with, as well as a display of the various horrible holding pens and torture tactics that were used during the Vietnamese war. There was definitely some propaganda to be found in the descriptions of the different displays, but I didn't think it's was ridiculously overwhelming. I did notice that they referred to the defeat of South Vietnam as South Liberation Day. I suspect there were many southerners who would object to the word “liberation.” We spent 45 minutes there before getting sick of the gruesome photos, and headed back towards our guesthouse. It was about tea time for Mom (she likes to have her afternoon tea) so we looked for a coffee shop as we walked. Vietnam is well known for their coffee, so it wasn't long until we came across a nice little place. It had AC too, which was a great relief. I'm not sure I've mentioned that Vietnam is freaking hot, but it is. It's really hot. Especially in June. So the AC was lovely, as was the fancy tea they served to Mom. And my iced coffee was brewed right at the table in this little metal cup device that I'd never seen before. And Chuck's pineapple-orange shake was one of the best shakes I've tasted. It was a great way to relax after all the walking we had done. And back at the hotel we all continued our relaxation in our respective rooms until hunger hit us. By that point it was raining pretty hard. The guesthouse lady was nice enough to lend us each an umbrella, and reminded me to wear my bag strapped around my chest. She did that every time we left the guesthouse: point at my bag and motion across her chest. I think it was probably a good habit to get into in Vietnam (due to purse snatching), so I was glad for her reminders. We ventured out into the wet, immediately soaking our feet in the unavoidable little puddles. Not wanting to go far in the rain, we headed towards a local place Chuck and I had eaten at during our first visit. While walking down a side street, we saw an unexpected face having a drink in a small restaurant. Matt - the English guy we had met in Cambodia - had made it to Vietnam, and we just happened to run into him. We said hi and chatted for a few moments before moving on. We found the restaurant and took a seat in the tiny, short chairs on the sidewalk. Mom laughed as though she felt completely absurd sitting in the child sized furniture. But the absurdity was worth the food if you ask me. We had a lovely hot pot, some tamarind chicken, and beef luc lac while we watched the crazy traffic fly by in the rain. Good times.



We were scheduled to go on a tour to the Cu Chi tunnels on the 21st, which meant waking up fairly early. We had our breakfast and then made our way to the nearby tourist shop where we were to be picked up. I loved that there was a Christian Vietnamese man proselytizing as we waited. I hadn't seen any of that in a long time. When the bus arrived we climbed aboard and claimed the front row of seats. The tour guide told us about the tunnels as we made the two hour trip to Cu Chi. We learned that they were excavated during the Vietnam (American) war by the guerrilla fighters not as just a base for combat operations, but also as a home. A very small, cramped, maze-like home. They cooked, ate, slept, and tended their wounded, all underground. And we would get a chance to crawl the tunnels and get a taste of what it might have been like, minus all the explosions and death. We arrived at the site, paid our entrance fees, and followed the guide to a pavilion in the forest. A black and white video began playing on a small screen at the front of the pavilion. As an American I thought the video was kind of funny because they kept mentioning the heroism that came along with "killing Americans." was given a medal of honor for killing Americans, etc. It didn't offer much beyond that, though. Throughout the video we would occasionally hear these loud bangs from the surrounding forest. We didn't know what it was, but no one seemed to be panicking so we ignored it. After the movie we followed the guide around to the various points of interest: a tiny (very tiny) entrance to the tunnels, a bunch of bamboo-spike booby traps, a cooking vent, an old tank, etc. I was pretty impressed by the tunnel entrance. It was a rectangle hole in the ground that was about 16 inches wide and 10 inches across. I'm pretty certain that my butt wouldn't have fit through it, but a few of the smaller people who were on our tour lowered themselves in. Even they barely fit. The small entrances must have made for a good defense as I doubt the large American soldiers would have fit very easily. Not to mention that even if they did get inside, they would have had to figure out which way to go to get to the tunnel-dwellers. Our guide told us that there was one instance where they did make it inside (using one of the larger entrances), but they didn't last long due to not knowing the tunnel layout. They were slaughtered in the tunnels in the dark. Eeeps! After a while we made it to the gift shop where we could buy snake whiskey, rice wine, cashew brittle, and any sort of tourist knick-knack you might fancy. We also discovered the source of the loud bangs: a shooting range. Being an old war site, I guess they figured a shooting range would be a nice addition. I loved the metal drums stacked at the back of the field as targets. They were so full of bullet holes that they might have crumpled under their own weight at any moment. Past the tourist shop we came to a rice paper station, where they had a bunch of the rice paper wrappers used for spring rolls and such, lying out on woven rattan mats to dry in the sun. And past that, we finally came to the tunnels themselves. Well, from what I understand they aren't THE tunnels. THE tunnels are too unstable after all these years, and they're a bit too small for us Western tourists to go crawling through. The tunnels we were at were replica tunnels, dug slightly larger than the original network to accommodate larger bodies. So imagine my surprise when I stomped down the dirt stairs to the tunnel entrance and had to squat. Our guide was the only one with a flashlight leaving the tunnels dark save for a few random lights along the ground. The tunnel was around 4 feet high for most of its length, although at one brief point it lowered to 3 feet. We had to kind of sit on our butts and scoot through that section, unless you were brave enough to crawl on your hands and knees at a downhill angle. I wasn't. I prefer my head to remain a good distance higher than my feet at all times. There were quite a few tunnel exits along the way, and I think a few people got out before reaching the end. I was surprised that I found myself feeling slightly nervous and cramped in there, given that I'm not really a claustrophobic person. I had to focus on my breathing and think happy thoughts a couple of times during the crawl, but it wasn't bad by any means. I could see how someone might freeze up and panic though. Mom, Chuck, and I all stuck it out through that first stretch of tunnel and came out the other end slightly dusty and very sweaty. I think the trek took us less than 5 minutes total, but I was relieved to be out. However, there were still two more tunnels to go! We could choose to remain above ground if we liked, but I came for the tunnels so gosh darn it, I was going to see the tunnels. Mom came with me to crawl through the second stretch, but she and Chuck both remained above ground for the last tunnel. The whole experience was a surprising taste of what it might have been like back during the war. Cramped and dirty. I bet they had a lot of back problems. And when you add in the possibility of dying, it must have been beyond awful. Humans can be thoroughly amazing creatures. After the tunnels we were treated to some steamed tapioca root dipped in crushed peanuts. Honestly though, "treated" is far to generous a word for this snack. Tapioca is one of the most tasteless foods on the planet. Thank god for the peanuts. And on top of the tapioca, they served us hot tea. We were all dripping sweat and they're serving us steaming hot tea. I don't know who was in charge of planning snack time, but they obviously didn't quite think things through. Okay, I'm being a little unfair - the tapioca was served because that was apparently the staple food of the tunnel-dwellers. But the tea. What was up with the hot tea? This was the end of the tunnel tour, so once we had all sufficiently rejected our tapioca we were led back to the bus and on to our next destination: an art workshop for disabled people. Victims of agent orange. We were all feeling very awkward about this part so we tried to mentally prepare during the ride there. I steeled myself against the sad eyes staring pitifully at us as we walked past on our perfectly good two legs, their blistered fingers slaving away at making vases and picture frames, their useless twisted feet bent strangely beneath them. Nothing like boat loads of pity to convince you to buy things you don't need. When we arrived, Chuck chose to stay on the bus, but Mom and I went out to brave the workshop. It was a huge warehouse, stuffed to the brim with undecorated vases huge and small, picture frames, plates, bowls, jewelry boxes, and who knows what else. There were wooden tables spread all throughout and the disabled artists were hard at work adding eggshell mosaics, mother-of-pearl scenes, or otherwise painting the different items. And wouldn't you know it, no one was eying us pitifully. No one was milking their disability for all it was worth. In fact, I couldn't even tell that most of them were disabled. We actually ended up kind of liking the place. It was really neat to see people being so artsy, many looking as though they actually kind of enjoyed their job. And the resulting pieces were quite pretty. Not my style, but nice none the less. Mom ended up buying a few things as souvenirs. We all filed back onto the bus for the last time and drove back into Ho Chi Minh. By the time we arrived the sky had darkened to a heavy charcoal and rain had begun to drizzle. In an attempt to figure out where we were within the city I was keeping my eyes out for street signs, and to my surprise, I recognized a name. It was the street where a restaurant we had been looking at online was located. We quickly asked the tour guide if we could just get off there, which was fine of course, and we piled out into the sprinkling rain. Making rash decisions doesn't always work out for the best though, as we would soon find out. We didn't know whether the restaurant would be to our left or right, so we made a guess and headed off to the right. We walked a long ways down the road, ducking under any awnings or ledges as we passed. The rain was slowly picking up speed and pretty soon Chuck and I had each bundled our head and shoulders in shawls (Mom and I were each carrying one) while Mom used her umbrella. We did our best to avoid puddles as we veered off the sidewalk due to the many obstacles that made their homes there: pot holes, motorbikes, lamp posts, people. We never found the restaurant. It turned out the restaurant had been moved to another location and our search was in vain. We ended up eating at an alright little indoor place after walking for more than 30 minutes. I was exhausted and fighting a bad mood by the time we sat down. After our lunch we walked the short distance back to our hotel and took a much needed break. A few hours later, around dinner time, we reconvened and went to a nearby BBQ joint. It was good food, but the service wasn't all that spectacular. That's what you get for going to a "fancy" place I guess. And after that we stopped into a little bia hoi place and shared a plastic jug of the local beer. A lot of Vietnamese cities brew their own cheap, nasty beer, and each morning it's delivered to all the little restaurants that are willing to sell it. There's a limited supply, so once they run out, that's it for the day. It's super cheap at about $0.25 a pint, but the downside is the massive hangover it gives for even a light night of partying. Ours came in a little plastic jug and tasted like dirty watered down beer. The whole establishment (all 100 sq ft of it) was filled with backpackers, so it wasn't any sort of "authentic" experience, but it was kinda fun as we watched the rowdy drunkards around us joking and laughing and getting all worked up about the World Cup match that was on in the restaurant next door. It was a good end to a long day. Sleep was no stranger that night.



We woke up nice and early on the 22nd to breakfast and check out. I loved the little pastries at that place. We walked to where our bus to Nha Trang would pick us up. It was just down the alley, nice and close. The bus was unlike anything I'd seen before. It had little beds in it! Permanently reclined seats. Bunkbed style. I'd never seen such a thing. They were actually pretty comfortable too. Perhaps the 12 hour ride to Nha Trang wouldn't be so bad after all.

Monday, September 27, 2010

Ben Tre

The bus ride to Ben Tre was probably one of the worst we've taken. There was no AC, and Vietnam is hot, so we were both sweating a lot. The seats were made of a nonporous material that trapped in heat, making it even worse. And poor Chuck had to deal with a guy who kept falling asleep on him. Actually, that was pretty funny. Well, I thought it was funny at least. I think Chuck was less amused. We had decided to sit in the very back seat because it was long, running uninterrupted across the width of the bus. Of course, we eventually picked up just enough passengers that one fellow had to join us, sitting between us before we had a chance to rearrange ourselves. It wasn't long before his head began to sink and bob. Eventually he was bent sideways towards Chuck like a palm tree in a hurricane. I was honestly quite impressed with his flexibility. I certainly can't bend like that. Chuck was pressed as far into his window as he could get, staring at me wide-eyed as I smothered my laughter. We hit a big bump at one point which woke the guy up. Chuck seized his opportunity and offered to switch places with him. Of course, the guy ended up staying awake for the rest of the trip leaving me to wonder vaguely if Chuck had just been tricked into giving up his window seat. The trip was almost three hours long. As we got closer, the scenery became less man-made and more green. The land was covered in tropical jungles. I could just see the happy little monkeys, swinging through the trees, bananas in hand, singing monkey-songs to their numerous monkey babies. Each monkey family would have a treasure trove of bananas that never ran out because the bananas trees were like overflowing fountains, constantly spewing forth giant delicious bananas. A monkey heaven. Realistically, there were probably no monkeys within five miles of us, but it was easy to imagine that there were. Ben Tre's bus station was curiously devoid of any taxis. The mystery was lessened once we realized that tourists don't go to Ben Tre. It's really not a tourist town, by any stretch of the imagination. The only reason we were there was because we had to kill some time in south Vietnam before Mom arrived. I had read they had a coconut candy factory that one could visit, but beyond that, nothing. We waited around for a while, hoping that a taxi would show up. Eventually we caved and just got moto taxis. $1 each. The ride went smoothly, and once again, I found that it was kind of fun. We arrived at our hotel which looked big and fancy from the outside, but inside it had a slightly depressing feel - empty and dead. It was cheap for being a nice hotel, though. We were rather hungry by this point, so after tossing our stuff in our room we headed back out and down the road for food. We found a few little places right nearby and took a seat at one. The woman who worked there spoke absolutely no English, and we had been very lax in learning any Vietnamese. We ordered by nodding yes as she pointed at various bins of meat and vegetables. We didn't know what they were, so we just nodded yes to everything. I tried to order water to drink, but apparently my pronunciation was so horrid that she just could not understand. I resorted to ordering the easily pronounceable "Bia ba ba ba," Or Beer 333 (the Vietnamese word for 3 is ba). Our soup ended up being fantastic though. And the beer was, admittedly, refreshing. After paying and thanking her we walked a bit into town. We were looking for deodorant and Coke, both of which were proving to be elusive. As we walked, children would say "hello" to us. Some would shout it boldly with a big, unashamed grin, while others were more shy about it. We passed a few parents and grandparents who encouraged their kids to say "hello," waving their arms in our direction in encouragement. One girl waved enthusiastically from her seat at a coffee stand with her Dad. Another girl peeped a greeting from the doorway of her home and then ran to hide behind her grandmother. Children waved from motorcycles as they drove past with their parents. We even had a few young adults say "hello" to us. It was a nice, yet overwhelming experience. I was shocked at all the greetings. They really must not get many foreigners around there. Eventually, we gave up on finding any Coke (although I did find some cheap deodorant) and headed back to the hotel. That evening we ate dinner at the hotel bar/restaurant, which was decently crowded with people watching the World Cup. Oh, those vuvuzulas were just awesome. Who doesn't love that constant buzz? I enjoyed me a nice Vietnamese iced coffee (ca phe sua da) while Chuck tried a mixed drink of some kind. A nice and relaxing evening.

Our room included a breakfast buffet, so on the 18th we were sure to wake up in time to enjoy it. It didn't end up being very exciting. Some old fried rice, pho, random meat. Then we went back to sleep for a few more hours (we do love sleep). Our day ended up being filled with laziness. We were supposed to go to the coconut candy factory, but we just didn't feel like it. We considered going swimming at the hotel pool, but we took one look at it and decided "No thanks." It was green and cloudy and obviously not maintained. I found it so strange that they had this big, fancy hotel, but didn't really seem interested in taking care of it. We went to a soup place for lunch and ordered, once again, by nodding yes to the different ingredients that the woman pointed out. A Vietnamese man struck up a conversation with us as we ate. His English was not very good, but we managed to figure out that he was a doctor of some sort, and not yet married, although he's thinking that probably next year he'll go ahead and get married. He has no girlfriend at the moment, but that shouldn't pose a problem. He'll go ahead and get married next year. That was a mindset that was certainly foreign to me. I mean, people are pretty much the same all over the world: eating, sleeping, sexing, pooping. But the nuances of how we do it can be very different. After eating and saying goodbye to our new friend we took a short walk along the river. Once again, people were very curious about us, some saying "hello" and others were even brave enough to talk to us. An older man who was out jogging stopped and chatted. He had lived for a while in Australia, so his English was pretty good. We gathered a small crowd of five or six people over the course of our conversation. They just stood nearby and stared and Chuck and me. No attempts were made to be discreet - they just openly stared. But it wasn't an aggressive stare, like how some parts of India felt. It was just genuine, idle curiosity. But it was still weird, so after finishing up our conversation we headed back to the safety of our hotel. We left the room only once more, in the evening to go the bar/restaurant for dinner and drinks. Chuck brought his Thai language-learning book along and had me quiz him. I hadn't realized how much he had learned! He got everything right, and his reading was spot on. I was quite impressed, although he kept telling me how terrible he was every time I tried to tell him he was awesome. Then I practiced my Thai reading. That wasn't so good. But hey, I think it was alright for not having studied anything. The only practice I ever got was when Chuck point pointed at a sign and had me try to read it back in Thailand. After we got bored with the Thai book we headed back to the room, and eventually to sleep.



The 19th was a typical check-out day. We packed, paid, got our passports back, etc. The hotel called the bus company to pick us up. It was a free ride to the tiny bus office – that's some awesome service if you ask me. We got our tickets and waited until it was time to go. Back to Ho Chi Minh to meet up with Mom!

Monday, September 20, 2010

Can Tho

The ride to Can Tho was only 4 hours or so, making it a pretty short and easy trip. We tried reading the Vietnamese signage along the way, noticing certain words that showed up much more frequently than others and jotting them down to look up later. Once in Can Tho we were happy to discover that the bus company we used also offered a free shuttle service to your hotel of choice. The shuttle bus could only take us so far though, as our guesthouse was down one of the many small alleys that wove in, out, and around the city. Luckily, we found it pretty quickly, although it certainly didn't look much like a guesthouse. It looked more like someone living room, complete with one couch, a TV, and a coffee table. And there was no one in sight. We shouted to make our presence known and within a few moments were greeted by a short lady in PJs and a green mud mask. She led us through the room, out a back door, into another alley and back into a smaller sort of living room where we met with a woman who led us up to our room on the fifth floor. We settled in and took a brief rest before heading back downstairs to find food. The two women were still downstairs, waiting for us. I guess we hadn't checked in completely leaving them to wait as we rested in our room. Whoops. In Vietnam the rule seems to be that you must hand your passport over to the hotel for the duration of your stay. I don't know if this is a legal thing or if they figure passports are good collateral for any damage or refusal to pay - either way, you're left passport-less most of the time in Vietnam. So we dutifully handed over our passports for safe keeping, paid for our room, and deflected her attempts to sell us on a canal boat tour, telling her we'd get back to her about that. Heading down the road we found an Italian place that offered wifi, which is what we needed seeing as our guesthouse didn't have any (annoying, I know). So we ended up eating Western food for dinner and using their wifi. Afterward we took a brief stroll along the river before heading back to the guesthouse. We ended up booking a canal tour to see the floating market after all, before going to bed.

We woke up way too early on the 16th. If we were going to see the floating market in action we would have to get there bright and early. We were both surprised at how bright it already was at 5:00 AM. Unreasonably bright, if you ask me. We groggily made our way downstairs where we met with our tour guide for the day: an older woman in her PJs, missing a few teeth, and blessed with an almost childishly innocent personality. She handed over a bag containing a baguette and a bunch of finger bananas - our breakfast - and motioned for us to followed her with a toothless grin. We made the short walk to the dock, passing numerous fruit and veggie vendors on the way. How do so many people manage to get up so early? Our boat was an old, long, and narrow thing, made of wood and only wide enough to fit two people. We climbed in and took our places on the little seat while she stepped into place behind us and took hold of the rudder and motor with obvious familiarity. She yanked the starter cord a few times before it caught and we motored out into the river towards the market. Chuck and I indulged in finger bananas as we took in the scenery. To our Western, nature-starved eyes, the abundance of wild greenery was really beautiful. Stilted wooden houses perched atop the water, many looking about ready to completely topple in. They were mostly roofed with corrugated tin, although some had sections of dried palm fronds instead. We noticed people crouched down by the dirty water washing dishes, or clothing, or rinsing their vegetables. I saw one woman cutting up a chicken and tossing the bad bits in the river, and 15 minutes away from her by boat was a man taking a bath and washing his hair. In the same river. At that point, I decided that the river must not be a very clean or healthy body of water. We continued on a ways (past the floating gas station – how cool) until we could spot a small collection of boats in the distance. As we got closer we were approached by a boat shaped similarly to ours, but smaller and faster and loaded with snacks and drinks. I was thoroughly impressed with how well the driver was able to maneuver her boat using just one hand and foot as she stood at the rear, a cone hat perched sensibly on her head. As a side note, I found myself astounded at how many people really do wear cone hats in Vietnam. It's not just a false stereotype – they really do wear the cone hat. Ok, back to the boat lady. She spun herself around and lined up parallel to our boat, matched our speed and pointed at her goods. "Water?? Coka?" We declined repeatedly, and when that didn't convince her we resorted to just ignoring her. It took a few moments until she was convinced that we weren't just playing hard to get. She levered the motor once again and zoomed off to find someone else to bargain with. We neared the collection of boats in the distance, watching them grow to a size that was larger than I had expected. They were perhaps 40 feet long with very round hulls, made completely of wood and looking quite worn. I could tell which ones were loaded with goods not only because I could see the fruits of vegetables on the deck, but also because the boat would be sunk halfway down in the water, some boats looking as if they might be flooded at any moment. This floating market was more of a wholesale floating market, with each boat carrying oodles of just one item, namely pumpkins, pineapples, and watermelons. Each boat also appeared to serve as a house and people were out doing dishes or cooking as well as trying to sell their fruits. We ended up buying two pineapples as we left the small market, our boat driver making the exchange for us. As she steered down a smaller side canal she peeled the pineapples for us, leaving the stem on so that we could hold them like popsicles. She also made a stop along the river bank where some palm trees were growing out over the water and cut a few large fronds off - we had no idea what she was up to, but after some time it became apparent. She was making us jewelry! Out of palm fronds. While steering the boat. It seemed like a lot of work and concentration, but I suspect she must get bored if she does nothing but drive, so it made sense. By the end of the trip I had a pair of earrings (they "clipped on" due to their spiraled shape), two bracelets, Chuck had one bracelet, and a sword/wand with flowers woven into it. We were constantly impressed. Somewhere along the canal she pulled over to a little dock-like protrusion and pointed to a paved path that ran along the water. We managed to communicate just enough to understand that we were to meet her back at the dock after exploring whatever it was she had stopped to have us explore. So we climbed off the boat (all the while hoping she wouldn't just leave us there) and made our way down the path. We ran into a group of tourists who were all headed into a big garden or farm of some sort, so naturally, we followed them. The farm was a mix of wild overgrowth and cultured crops. Pink lotuses with yellow incense-cone-shaped seed pods. A mango tree dripping with green mangos. One spiky pineapple, nestled in a leafy cradle. Guavas, individually wrapped in a little plastic bags for protection. And my favorite was the dragon fruit. We didn't know what the plant was at first - it looked like one of the nameless vine-cactuses that grows back in Florida. Once we spotted the bright pink ornaments of fruit that were attached awkwardly to the plant we recognized it as dragon fruit right away. I was so excited at finally seeing what a dragon fruit plant looked like, that I had Chuck take a photo of me making my best dragon-face next to the thing. A small path that ran between the stands of guava trees led us back towards the canal via an open-air restaurant. I think that our boat lady had meant for us to stop and eat lunch there, but we weren't all that hungry (we'd eaten too many finger bananas perhaps) so we just got a much-needed bottle of water and headed back to the boat. She was waiting faithfully for our return and gave us one of her big, toothless grins when we came into view. She really seemed like a sweet lady. She continued paddling us down the canal for two hours, all the while weaving the palm fronds into little works of wearable art. It was a lovely - if not a bit lengthy - ride past small wooden houses tucked among the palm trees and whatever else plants that were growing unchecked. It was just what I had pictured in my head. It fit perfectly with my notions of what a rural, Asian, canal should look like. Wild with only small and simple touches of human intervention. By noon we had come full circle. The guide pulled up at the small dock we had departed from and we made our way back to the guesthouse amidst the ever present fruit, vegetable, and meat vendors that dotted the streets. Oh, we gave our guide a tip for all the leaf-jewelry. I'm pretty sure that money was first and foremost in her mind as she made them, but she did seem to be honestly appreciative when we tipped her, which was nice. What did we do for the rest of the day, you ask? Sleep, of course. We had gotten up way too early. We re-awoke a bit before sunset and headed to the Italian restaurant with the free wifi for a few hours. We booked bus tickets to the tiny little town of Ben Tre (pronounced kind of like bun-chuh - Vietnamese pronunciation is hard stuff) for the next day. We avoided eating at the Italian place, hoping to find some good Vietnamese food for dinner, and heading down the riverside promenade we found just that. There was a little area set up with tin tables and looked to be manned by three different street cart restaurants. We compared the menus quickly and chose the one that had hot pots because Chuck was craving a hot pot. Our waitress was a pretty young woman wearing a Zorok beer-girl dress. Have I mentioned beer girls? I feel like I have, but I can't seem to find it when I look back through my posts. So perhaps I'm repeating myself when I tell you about beer girls, but oh well. So, Thailand is where we first noticed beer girls. You can tell a waitress is actually a beer girl because she'll be wearing a cute, short dress with the logo of whichever beer company she works for embroidered into it. At first we thought they were just waitresses who had gone the extra mile, but it turns out they're more than that. If I understand correctly, they don't actually work for the restaurant - they work for the beer company. A restaurant can apply for, and if they're doing well enough they'll be given, napkin holders, napkins, signage, etc, all with the beer logo on them, and a beer girl. She is paid by the beer company, not the restaurant. So the restaurant gets a free waitress, and the beer company gets (hopefully) better sales thanks to all the advertising. I think it's a pretty cool system. And it works. I can attest to this because Chuck and I ended up buying Zorok beers along with our dinner, thanks to the beer girl. She was also a great waitress, helping us with a smile every step of the way, which was completely necessary given that we didn't know what to do with our food. We ordered something called "spiny with salted chilly" (yes, it was spelled "chilly"). What arrived at our table was a plate of long, thin, raw fish on skewers, covered in red sauce. We waited there for a few minutes staring at the fish, wondering if we were supposed to eat it the way it was. We looked around but didn't see anyone else with any "spiny." Chuck picked one up and gave it a sniff and a poke. I picked one up and made it talk by flipping its little mouth open and closed. We were getting close to trying it raw (I mean, we've eaten sushi...) when our Zorok girl returned with a table-top grill. I think this is point at which she realized we were like helpless children who needed to be taught how our dinner worked. She took us on as a little pet project and stayed with us to cooked our fish, gently telling us "No" when we tried to eat them before they were sufficiently cooked, and showing us how to pull the spines and ribs out by tugging on the tail. Then she helped us cook our seafood hot pot, adding all the ingredients in the correct order (can't you just throw it all in at once?) and serving us the resulting soup with a smile. She was pretty nice. The whole meal ended up costing $10 - what a deal! We walked around the city a bit after eating, but it felt kind of creepy and deserted. I have one particularly vivid memory of our walk. The road was empty save for two homeless bundles, one sitting while the other was laying on the sidewalk under a blanket. I remember that I tried not to look at them - both out of politeness (because staring is rude, or so I've been taught) and a feeling of awkwardness. But as we passed, the woman - who was staring pointedly at us - slowly pulled the blanket off the laying man. Attached to his back was a collection of twenty or so small, round, glass jars, suctioned to his skin like bulbous scales. He just layed there motionless on the sidewalk, while she stared at us. It was a very strange sight, made more sinister by the weird, pale yellow light cast by the street lamps. I only glanced at them for a split second, but it was one of those split seconds that brands you. Looking back I almost feel like I missed my chance to be part of some adventure involving witches and magic and a destiny to save the world from forces beyond any mere human's control. Like something from a movie. But really, what were the glass jars? What were they for? Was he sick? Why did she show them to us? Was she a witch-lady?? Was she going to curse us??? I think it might have been a type of "massage" called cupping, where they suction glass jars on your skin for therapeutic reasons, but I didn't learn about cupping until long, long after seeing the jar-covered man.



On the 17th Chuck got up well before I did. He went out for food while I slept. I got up close to noon, which gave me just enough time to pack and get downstairs to check out. We got our passports back, the poor things having been held hostage for the length of our stay. They were, happily, unscathed. Our transport to the bus station ended up being a motorcycle taxi. I was dreading the ride. I am not a fan of moto-taxis. First, I have a horrible sense of balance. I'm sure I could easily throw us all off balance and end up smeared on the road. And second, it's so intimate. You have to touch the driver. I mean, you have to straddle the driver. Unless you go for the more lady-like, but more precarious, side saddle position. I opted to straddle the dude, scooting as far back on the seat as I could without feeling like I was about to fall off. I'll admit it - it ended up being kind of fun riding on the back of the motorcycle, wind blowing, leaning into the turns. They still scare me, though. Once at the bus station we wandered through the crowded, dusty lot, looking for the bus with “Ben Tre” posted in the window. It ended up being less than luxurious. It was less than comfortable, even. Short and cramped with no AC. Luckily, the ride to Ben Tre would be a short one.

Friday, September 17, 2010

Ho Chi Minh I

We were seated at the very back of the bus on our ride to Ho Chi Minh. It wasn't as uncomfortable back there as one might imagine, although getting the little AC vent to point at me was nearly impossible. Honestly, I was just glad that we weren't sitting in front of the couple in front of us. They seemed to have no sense of the effects of their actions on the people around them. Either that, or they just didn't care. They would both prop their feet up on the seats in front of them, the poor fellows' who were sitting there being jerked noticeably each time they decided to change position. They guy, who was sitting next to the window, would wedge his foot between the headrest of the seat in front of him and the window, his foot just inches from the face of the poor guy who had to sit there. They would also throw their hands over the back of their seats, and in the girls case, flip her hair over, so they were taking up some of our sitting space as well. I had to sit in such a way that I avoided having her hands on me, although at one point I didn't bother moving which seemed to make her feel somewhat uncomfortable. It was really obnoxious. My evil side rejoiced in their distress when it appeared that something wasn't right with their visas. The bus attendant collected everyone's passports, but he wouldn't take theirs, pointing at their visas and speaking in a tone that said they weren't valid. It turned into a little scene at the back of the bus with them trying to compare their passports to those of the people around them (who weren't too excited about helping them out) and calling for assistance on their cellphones. It was all in Vietnamese or Cambodian, so Chuck and I couldn't understand any of it, as much as we might have liked to. By the time we got to the border crossing they had must have gotten everything sorted, because they had no problems going through. Neither did we, which is always a very good thing. By dusk we had reached the outskirts of the city. The traffic became crazier and the intersections grew bigger as we made our way to the heart of Ho Chi Minh. Masses of motorcycles waited at every stoplight (most of them waited, at least – some of them were impatient and wove their way precariously through the crossing traffic) and when it turned green a free for all battle to be the first through the intersection ensued. People swerved around and in front of each other like they were on a stunt track. I was glad that we were in a big bus rather than on a tiny motorcycle. We were dropped off in a big empty parking lot along a busy road. Hurrying over to the nearest (and only) taxi, we asked him to take us to our hotel and showed him the address. As it turned out, our hotel was just a block down the road, and the taxi was nice enough to tell us this and point us in the right direction rather than charge us for a short trip down the road. The hotel was not the guesthouse that we had expected. It had a big, glass-front window and a nicely decorated lobby with modern fixtures and furnishing. It was also more expensive than we were expecting, leading us to think that perhaps we weren't at the right hotel after all. We checked in anyways, deciding that one night in a nicer place would do us good. Once in our room we hopped online and discovered that we were, indeed, in a different hotel. It had almost the same exact name as our place, which is why we'd been fooled. We decided that while we were searching for food for dinner, we would also search for the guesthouse we had intended to go to. Thus, we took to the streets. We quickly discovered that Ho Chi Minh is filled with these cool alleyways that run through and between all the buildings. They are wide enough to fit a car in some places and in others they are narrow enough that you have to turn sideways to scoot through. Most alleys lie somewhere between these two extremes. Getting lost is very easy because it's like a huge labyrinth. We took the time to wander around and do just that. We passed by many homes whose front living rooms opened up right onto the alley - not via a door, but via the whole wall. The front wall was nonexistent, meaning that in order to shut your house at night you would have to pull down a metal shutter or something similar. It almost felt as if we were intruding as we passed by homes with people laying on the floor watching TV in their PJs or families eating dinner on the floor. There wasn't much in the way of couches or cushy chairs, so mostly people were on the floor. The guesthouse we were looking for was along one of these alleys and we found it without much trouble. The older lady that we spoke to, who I suspect was the owner (along with her husband), seemed pleased when we told her we would be coming to stay there the next day. Then we got some food on the next street over, which was another busy road that looked to be geared towards travelers. We had some pho from a tin-table restaurant that was fantastic. Pho is one of the most famous dishes from Vietnam. It's a soup made with noodles and some sort of meat, and often comes with an assortment of greens and bean sprouts to toss in if you'd like. The Vietnamese people eat it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, and it's usually pretty good. The soup we had was a great introduction to pho, but perhaps it spoiled us by setting the bar too high. I'm not sure I found another pho quite as tasty throughout our travels. The World Cup game was on while we ate. People seemed to be pretty engrossed in the games and cheering could be heard floating out of various establishments along the road. We had noticed it playing in a lot of the homes we had passed by while walking through the alleys, too. I hadn't expected Vietnam to be so interested in the games. This was also the point at which we were introduced to the unique sound experience of the vuvuzula. We could hear the buzz of the vuvuzulas before we could make out the cheering of the fans, so we could always tell when a nearby TV was tuned in to the World Cup. We weren't interested in the games ourselves though, so after eating we wandered down the road a bit just to see what was going on. Mostly noisy restaurants and lots of motorbikes. We headed back to the hotel for sleep.

In the morning we made it a point to wake up in time for the breakfast buffet. I'm not sure it was worth getting up early for, though. It consisted of some over cooked fried rice, odd bits of meat, some sauteed veggies, and pho. Afterward, we checked out of the hotel and went around the corner to the little guesthouse. It wasn't as big or fancy, but it was cozy and had a charming feel. For lunch we walked down the main road, past a a big green park to the Ben Thenh market. It was like most other markets, although perhaps the aisles were a bit more narrow and the vendors more pushy. They were bold enough that a few even tried to grab our arms and steer us into their stalls. That's really not a good way to convince me to buy your stuff. We quickly made our way through the clothing and fabric sections to the food area. There were a ton of different little stalls, although we had no clue what they each offered. Act as though we knew what we were doing, we wandered around the maze of "restaurants," finally choosing one at random. The owner/cook/waitress handed us a menu. It was all in Vietnamese. But not to worry! I had written out a list of a bunch of different Vietnamese dishes the night before, which I whipped out with a sense of triumph. I only found one item that matched though - a snail soup. Since I was feeling brave, I went ahead and ordered it. I'm not sure which bit was the snail - the chunk of unidentified, blotchy, crumbly stuff? Or maybe the purple sauce that smelled very strongly of a dirty aquarium? Either way, it was pretty good after I got used to it. I admit though, it was definitely an acquired taste. Chuck got a noodle dish with chicken on top which was a little more suited to a Western palate. After lunch we walked back to the hostel along some back streets that were, like most of the city, jam-packed with businesses of all sorts. Perhaps an indication of a booming economy? One can hope. For dinner we went down to a place busy with locals. The tables and chairs were sized for children, but Vietnam has a thing for small, short tables and chairs. Within 10 minutes of squeezing my butt into the tiny chair, the sky opened up and let loose a torrential downpour. Being that the restaurant was located on the corner of a busy intersection, we got to watch all the traffic going by in the rain. It was pretty entertaining. My favorite were the motorcyclists who didn't have any rain gear on, hunched over and soaking wet. Most people seemed to be smart enough to have ponchos though, which they draped over not just themselves, but as much of their motorbike as possible, leaving them with a faded blue or green or yellow headlight, depending on what color the poncho was. The rain didn't effect how they drove - they still barreled through the intersection, weaving amongst themselves. Some people ignored the lights and others even resorted to taking shortcuts down the sidewalk. Our dinner was a tasty dish I had written on my list of Vietnamese foods. It was like Vietnamese fajitas in a way, because it was an assemble-at-table dish. We were given a plate of all the ingredients: sheets of stiff rice "paper” wrappers, rice noodles, cucumber, pineapple, bean sprouts, lettuce, and the star ingredient, grilled, pepper-leaf wrapped beef. You just pile a bit of everything on the middle of a piece of rice wrapper, roll it up like a spring roll, and ingest. It was good stuff. Because of the rain, we were finished eating long before we actually went back to the guesthouse. It was close to midnight when the weather let up enough for us to hurry back and to bed.



I slept in on the morning of the 15th, whereas Chuck was awoken early by some stomach pains. I remember him waking me up briefly at some point to tell me that my Mom had decided to come to Vietnam and would be arriving in four days. She had been considering flying over for a few weeks already, but hadn't made her final decision until that point. She would need a new passport, a Vietnamese visa, and a decent, cheap plane flight, which is a lot to ask for on such short notice. The stars must have aligned themselves just right, because she found a flight, got her visa, and decided to come out. Upon hearing the news I mustered up as much excitement as I could in my unconscious state and went back to sleep. I have to admit that I was both excited and nervous about seeing my Mom for the first time in over a year. I wouldn't know what to expect. But I put that aside, deciding I'd be able to deal with it whenever the time came. It wasn't until noon that I woke up for good. I woke up to find that the AC was off and the power had gone out. We packed our stuff up, happy to be leaving the slowly warming room, and headed downstairs for breakfast before we checked out. While enjoying my raisin filled pastry and sweet, iced, Vietnamese coffee (I love their coffee...made with sweetened condensed milk) I realized that the power hadn't actually gone out - it had been turned off. As far as I could figure, the owners had shut off the power. My best guess is that they were trying to save money on their energy bill. Either that or there were mandatory electricity restrictions. This was the first time we had encountered this voluntary (or forced if that was the case) power conservation in all our travels. Usually when the power goes out in a hotel it's accidental, not intentional. But they seemed happy and content to have no electricity, so whatever. We finished breakfast, checked out, and hopped in our pre-paid taxi to the bus station. We had booked bus tickets to Can Tho the night before, and the ride to the station was included in the price. The taxi had this cute, unique feature where it would play a little song whenever the turn signal was on. It was hideously out of tune and sounded terrible, but it grew on me after a bit. I think a lot of the vehicles in Vietnam have little songs that play when turning or backing up. I'm not sure what's up with that - I guess they like music. The taxi ride was long enough that we began to wonder if we weren't being kidnapped, but after 40 minutes we pulled up in front of the big, busy bus station. Our driver jumped out and dashed to a ticket window to get the tickets, then drove us around through the maze of buses to a waiting room filled with people. Apparently we would have to wait for a few hours because the bus we had intended to catch (the one we had been told we had a reservation for) was already full. So we sat and waited. At some point it began to rain and the room got even more crowded. We watched people come and go and Chuck made the observation that they walked the same way they drove. Holding the door for someone else looked to be unheard of. If there were two people, one going out and one coming in, instead of one waiting for the other to pass through first, they would both push through the doorway past each other. There didn't seem to be a sense of awareness about the people around you and it was common to see one person pass in front of another and then just stop to look in their purse or check their cellphone, forcing the other fellow to now have to go around. It's sort of like you just do whatever you feel like without paying much attention to anyone else. This is exactly how traffic seemed to work as well. I wonder which came first? Eventually our bus pulled up. We stood up, along with the rest of the room, and squeezed our way through the door, then squeezed our way onto the bus where we were happy to find padded seats and AC. Off to Can Tho.



Monday, August 16, 2010

Phnom Penh

The bus ride to Phnom Penh was smooth and easy. We passed by small villages with stilted houses and it rained a bit. As we drove into the city we were both surprised at how nice it looked. There were long stretches of grassy park filled with people doing their evening group exercises and nice statues posing at the center of traffic circles. After a few days in the city we realized that those nicer areas were not very common. Most of the city is not very pretty or flashy - it's functional, aged buildings. Which is fine and what I expected. Cambodia needs a few more years before I would expect to see much modern grandeur, although there are already distinct signs of wealth in places such as the casino on the water. When we stepped off the bus Chuck was happy to realize that we had been dropped off just around the corner from our hotel. As we made the short walk the tuktuk drivers proved to be a powerful force, soliciting us almost every step of the way. They weren't pushy beyond their initial offers though, which was commendable. We hadn't made a reservation at the hotel before arriving, so we were lucky that they had a room available - the last one available. Chuck easily talked her into letting us stay for $25 instead of the $40 she quoted us. It was a big room with a jacuzzi bathtub, so we thought it was a pretty sweet deal. After a few moments relaxation we headed down the road to 108th St to see the night markets and parks that we had passed on the way into town. The traffic was hideous. Motorbikes went every which way and after only 5 minutes of walking we saw a very close call between two of them. It wouldn't have been a serious accident, but someone would have probably been knocked over at the least. We walked along the wide, grassy median that served as the park, watching the people doing their group exercises and keeping our eyes open for good looking restaurants. There weren't as many as were we expecting, but a lone Indian place managed to catch our eye. Phnom Penh is known for its Indian food for some reason. Not exactly sure why. The service inside was overly friendly, the decor was an unsuccessful attempt to look fancy, and the lights were too bright. All in all, it was a pretty promising place. If it had actually succeeded in looking fancy we would have felt completely out of place. And when a huge 4 inch spider scampered under the table across from us my heart rate quickened, but I felt grateful that he probably ate a bunch of the bugs that might have otherwise crawled into my food. We chose to ignore him rather than freak out, although I was definitely on high alert for any sudden movements. When the staff finally spotted him they gently nudged him out the front door rather than grabbing a can of Raid or smashing him with a shoe. I was so glad they did that instead of killing him! Spiders are awesome creatures to have around, even if you'd prefer them to not crawl around your restaurant floor. The food did end up being pretty good, too. The rest of our evening was spent indulging in the luxury of our jacuzzi bathtub.



We lazed around on the morning of the 7th, ordered breakfast in bed and watched some silly movie about Jessica Simpson joining the Army while we played on the computer. At 1:00 we moved to another smaller room (part of the deal when we got the nice room for $25) and at 2:30 we finally went out for the day to see the Cambodian Grand Palace. We wanted to get our tuktuk ride from a driver who wasn't sitting on the side of the road waiting to snare unsuspecting tourists, so we said "No" a lot as we walked to the main street. We flagged down an empty tuktuk instead, and haggled with him until we reached an agreement of $1.50. It was still a bit bit pricey in my opinion, but they bargain hard in Cambodia, so that's the best we managed to get. He dropped us off in front of the Grand Palace, and once again, we had to say "No" to a few tuktuks (how can they even ask? we just got off a tuktuk) and some souvenir vendors. I made the mistake of telling a lady selling water "Maybe when we're finished." She told me to remember her by her orange Puma hat. We'll revisit her in a bit. The line for tickets was only two people long, one of which was this blonde girl who fit the blonde stereotype quite well. First she accidentally cut in front of the other girl in line without even realizing it, managed to drop her bracelet while playing with it, forgot whether or not she actually picked up her ticket, then walked into some guy as she was going through the gates. She was amusing to watch, but we quickly lost interest in her as we entered the Grand Palace complex. Not that it was really all that grand, but it was pretty, even if it was much smaller and less decorated than the Grand Palace in Bangkok. We headed towards the main pagoda and had a look around. Inside, I noticed that instead of all the chandeliers being lit, only every other chandelier was on. I wondered if they were trying to save money on their electricity bills. The Silver Pagoda - which is one of the well known sights at the Grand Palace - was not very exciting. I think it's called the Silver Pagoda because it houses a bunch of important and valuable silver trinkets. And it certainly was filled with silver and jade and whatnot, but it didn't really get me excited. Besides the pagodas filled with silver and temples filled with gold, we saw a small museum of clothing and pottery and a secluded garden area with a trickling stream of water. That was about it. As we left we had to wend our way through a mass of school kids who must have been on a field trip. They were quite loud, but looked so sweet in their British-inspired long pleated skirts and button up shirts. We managed to dodge them all and broke free, back onto the street with the water and souvenir vendors. I was approached by the lady in the Puma and bargained her from $1 to $0.50 for a bottle of water. Walking back down the road, water in hand, we spotted another Puma hat coming our way and I realized that I had bought water from the wrong lady. She noticed the water in my hand and looked like she was about to be upset with me, so I quickly jumped in with "How much?" We could definitely go for another water anyways. She wanted to charged us $1 but we told her we had just gotten a bottle for $0.50. At this she glared down the road at the other lady, but agreed to our price. After we paid she stomped off down the road, yelling at the other woman. I had to stifle my laughter lest she turn her anger on me. I suspected that she and the other woman must have an on going competition for customers that she gets very frustrated about. Our walk took us past the National Museum, which I decided to just get a picture of rather than visit, and then we grabbed a tuktuk to the Central Market. The distinctive yellow dome of the main building reminded me of something from the 70's, which, who knows, was maybe when it was built. The market was full of tightly packed stalls selling all the usual goods: clothes, shoes, jewelry, toys, pot and pans, and of course, a section full of fruits and veggies. We didn't spend much time there seeing as we didn't actually want to buy anything and the constant invites to look at the goods in each stall got tiring. So we walked out the backside and spotted a tall building that looked very much like a mall. Indeed, it was a mall. With AC. So we took 20 minutes to walk around inside and cool down before deciding what to do for lunch. We knew we wanted local food and we knew we didn't want to walk far. Lucky for us there was a very local place just down the street from the mall. It was so local that we were a bit unsure at first, but we figured that they probably had some of the most authentic food we were going to find. Using a series of charades, we asked if they were currently serving and then took a seat at a very dirty, rickety table. We watched the adorably dirty children running around as we waited for our lunch, cringing when at one point a little boy bit a little girl on her back, seemingly just to see what would happen. She cried and someone came to comfort her. I don't recall him being punished or reprimanded. Our lunch ended up being delicious and we ate as the various Cambodians milling about watched us. The staring is always awkward. I wouldn't say that I've gotten used to it - more that I've gotten used to being annoyed by it. Being stared at while you're eating is both more and less awkward than usual. More awkward because, well, you're eating, and less because you're distracted by your food. After paying, we took a tuktuk back to the hotel, choosing what we hoped was the best one from amongst the 20 or so that were competing for business on the short street. We relaxed until dinner which consisted of more Indian food, but at a different restaurant. Despite the place being big enough to fit only two tables inside, it was really good food. As it turned out, the chef was from Nepal, so he had some experience with Indian food. All in all, we felt it was a pretty productive day.



We lazed around all morning on the 8th. It wasn't until the afternoon that we got out to do some sightseeing. We hailed a tuktuk and asked how much to go to the Tuol Sleng Genocide Museum. We knew we had hit gold with him when he said it would cost $2. An honest man is hard to come by. We had earlier been offered $4 for the ride by one of those lazy drivers who wait for easy tourists, so $2 was a fantastic price. Stepping out of the tuktuk in front of the museum complex brought us face to face with a beggar. He had been burned badly in the past, his face looking melted and taught, and he shoved his hat into Chuck's chest, expecting that the closer he was the more likely we were to give him money. We were financially unmoved though, and walked past him through the front gates. The museum was not quite what I was expecting, but as I looked at it I realized it's what I should have expected. It was the very site at which all the horrendous imprisonments during the Khmer Rouge had occurred. As we walked through the various concrete buildings we read the signs and looked at the pictures that gave detail to the past. The buildings had been a high school before being taken over by the Khmer Rouge. We could see that each room would have been home to a collection of desks and books, but now they housed iron bed frames and pairs of shackles. Brick walls had been built in some rooms, further dividing them into tiny prisons that weren't big enough for a person to lie down in. One building had been wrapped in barbed wire to prevent any escape. The faces of the prisoners were on display throughout the buildings, showing Cambodians young, old, male, female, angry, scared, and sad. It's estimated that about 17,000 people went into the prisons and only 12 people are known to have survived, namely because they had skills the Khmer Rouge found useful. Everyone else was tortured and ultimately taken to the Killing Fields for execution. It was definitely some horrible stuff. At first I was very impressed at how many photographs I kept passing by as we walked through the rooms, but then I began to notice the same faces over and over. I suspect they didn't have photos of every single person that went through the prison, so in order to convey the multitude of victims they had to reuse them. I have to admit that the realization made me laugh. Not out loud - there were signs prohibiting happiness posted around the museum, so laughing out loud was not an option. But inside, I chuckled, although I'm not sure why. Perhaps because they've made such efforts to showcase their horrible past experiences and meanwhile the same crap is going on elsewhere in the world. Same same, but different, as they would say in Thailand. We make these memorials in an attempt to never forget and to not make the same mistakes again. Meanwhile, horrible things continue to go on in the world. It's all a little bit pointless at the same time that it's necessary. While we were exploring the place it began to rain. Lightly at first, so we only got sprinkled on as we moved from the first building to the second. It was a downpour by the time we got to the last building though, leaving us rather damp. Once we were finished looking at the displays (including some of the skulls of the dead) the rain was light enough again that we were able to walk down the street to find lunch without out getting completely soaked. We passed by a few places that looked okay, but none really stood out. The rain, getting heavier again, finally drove us into one of them though. There turned out to be no menu so we asked the girl if she would order for us (using hand signs and common English words, of course). I'm not sure what exactly it was, but it was good. Beef drizzled with some sort of gravy with rice and, of all things, french fries. I wondered if that was for our benefit, us being Westerners and all that. Maybe she figured we wouldn't consider it a meal without fries? It rained and rained while we ate and rained some more while we drank beers and waited some more. We watched a group of 10 men all dressed in the same work shirts come in for lunch and drinks. They started pounding them back pretty hard which made me wonder if the work day was over already. There was also a pair of men who had been seated since before we arrived, drinking and laughing. At some point they took to occasionally turning around and making cheers-ing motions to Chuck with their drinks. As we left (the rain let up again briefly) one of the men stopped us for a chat. He was obviously drunk, and a bit scary, but he seemed to mean well. He gave Chuck a glass of beer and told us that he was a bodyguard and a policeman, and gave us his business card. He said we could call him if we ever needed to. That if we got in trouble, he'd be happy to help us out. Over the course of reading that book I had bought from the kid in Siem Reap (Off the Rails In Phnom Penh) I had learned that Cambodia has a history of rich people with bodyguards. The setting of the book was back in the 90's, but I'm quite certain people still hire bodyguards there today. For example, one day we went to KFC and there was some sort of guard standing out front. Inside was a well dressed young Cambodian couple, acting all lovely-dovey and giggly with each other. When we left (after they had left) the guard was gone. I think he was their bodyguard. And here was this drunk man, possibly offering his bodyguarding services to us. Very strange. We thanked him profusely and quickly drank a good portion of the beer, not wanting to offend him by not accepting his generosity. He seemed happy with us as we took off down the street in search of a tuktuk. We found one that was willing to take us back to the hotel for $2, but we ended up giving him $3 because the rain was so bad. The streets were flooded and the traffic was horrendous. We saw one guy driving his motorbike through the murky water along a curb, and I guess he misjudged his trajectory because he ended up falling over. He wasn't going fast so it was a slow, easy fall. Three people came rushing to help him get his leg out from under the bike though, which I thought was very nice of them. I suspect there are places in the world where people would have just watched him struggle, the thought that he might appreciate help never crossing their minds. On another street I was warmed by the sight of two guys trying to clear a blocked gutter so the water wouldn't back up into the streets. I doubt they fixed the problem, but it was nice to see people trying to help the world around them. Back at the hotel we took some time for relaxation. I ended up napping while Chuck went downstairs to the restaurant area to be social. By the time I woke up I was having some stomach pains. Chuck checked in with me at some point, and told me he had met a Westerner (a British guy to be exact) downstairs and they wanted to go check out some of the bars on the street. Since I wasn't feeling well I shooed him off to go have a good time with the other fellow and to let me know how it went. Besides, I wasn't quite sure that I really wanted to go to the bars anyways. They were all "girly bars," or the kinds of bars that hire ladies to flirt with the customers in order to get them to buy them drinks. It wasn't until close to midnight that he returned, wide-eyed with his tales of the "girly bars." Apparently, when they walked in all the girls (usually at least 10) would swarm around them trying to get their attention. When they sat down, a few would continue to hang around, hoping to be bought a drink. One of the flirting tactics he thought was the funniest was when they would tug on his arm hair and compare it to their lack of. He said that when the British guy bought one of them a drink, she glued herself to the seat next to him and flirted for the next half hour, tugging on his arm hair, stroking his arms, and rubbing his back. He said they also went into one bar that was really weird because it seemed to be filled with a bunch of young girls. When they weren't running around chasing each other and laughing maniacally, they were playing cards or some dice game. He said they didn't stay long in there. He sounded like he had a good and interesting night though.



On the 9th we once again stayed in the hotel until about 2:00 PM. We grabbed a tuktuk to a place we had been told about by other travelers called the Boom Boom Room. I know it sounds seedy, but it was really just a nice clothing shop with a selection of bootleg movies and music. I'm not sure why we decided we wanted to go there, but we did, and we selected two movies and an audiobook. We had to wait 30 minutes for it all to be burned onto CDs so we went down the road to a little coffee shop to kill some time. I traipsed the muddy dirt from outside all over their shiny white tile floor on accident - I wasn't paying attention to wiping my feet. I apologized a lot but they smiled and said that it was okay. We had our coffee (well, I had a coffee and Chuck had some watermelon because he really detests coffee) and chatted for a bit before heading back to pick up our movies. They ended up costing us $13 which was retardedly ridiculous in my opinion. We were left wondering why on earth we had bothered in the first place - we could buy original copies on ebay or something for that price. Oh well. Moving on with our lives, we headed towards to river on foot, passing by the Independence Monument along the way. It was very reminiscent of India, which is something I've noticed about a lot of the traditionally Khmer (ie: Cambodian) architecture. I haven't looked into the influences that India and Cambodia may have had on each other in the past, but I wouldn't be surprised if there were some strong ties. Past the monument we came to the river where the Naga Casino was located. We hadn't planned on visiting the casino, but since we were right there we decided to take a look. It wasn't as grand as a Las Vegas casino, but it was definitely nicer than much of the rest of the city. We walked around and saw tables set up with blackjack, baccarat, roulette, and a bunch of slot machines. We found some penny slots and each stuck in $1. At the end of our visit we came away with a net positive of $4. Not too bad! Cashing out our slot machines was funny though. They didn't have the fancy ability to print out a voucher, so we had to push a button that set the red light above the machine spinning and hope that someone noticed us. When a casino girl came we then felt silly for cashing out such a minimal amount of money. But it was fun and who cares what anyone else thinks. Waving down a tuktuk we began the haggling process. He wanted $3 (ridiculous) and we wanted to pay $1. He dropped it to $2 and we countered with $1.25. Next he offered $1.50 but we were adamant about our $0.25 and insisted on paying only $1.25. After some more back-and-forth he agreed with a laugh and we were on our way. Because he was such a good sport about the whole thing we ended up giving him $1.50 anyways. We spent some time relaxing, had some Cambodian food at a hole-in-the-wall down our road, had a drink at the hotel bar. The British guy Chuck had met the night before came by at around 8:00 PM. His name was Matt. He was a very thin man who chain-smoked and exuded a sort of clam, cheery darkness about life, if that makes any sort of sense. I found that I liked the guy, which was good I suppose because we all ended up going out drinking that night. First we went to the strange bar that was filled with the ladies who acted like middle-schoolers. They wanted me to see the bar for myself and give my opinion. It was definitely a bit strange, but I think the girls were all of a legal age. If not legal, then maybe just under the 18-year limit. None of them looked like 12 year old, though. However, they acted like 12 year olds. They would jump over the bar and chase each other around, giggling and yelling. Some had lollipops in their mouths and they pretty much ignored us for the most part. I felt like I was sitting in a classroom and the teacher had left. When an overweight older man came in and greeted the girls as if he knew them, kissing their hands and all, we figured it was time to go. Last I saw of him, he had one girl on his lap and two others hanging off each arm. Creepy. We headed a few streets over to another bar street, began at one end and worked our way to the other. We would stop into a bar, have a drink while we checked out the atmosphere and the girls, and then move along to the next. Each bar was a bit different. In some, all the girls would surge in on you, many trying to touch your arm or give you a little massage. In others they stayed seated but smiled and said hello, and in others they basically ignored you and let you do your own thing. Some were full of very pretty ladies while others had not so pretty ladies. I'm not sure how differently they treated me because I was a girl. I think some of them were more interested in talking to me because I was a female. There could be many reasons for that: a girl is "safer" than a guy; they don't see many females in the bars; they actually like girls and are hoping to hook up; the way to a man's pocketbook is through his girl; etc. In one of the bars I decided to buy a nice smiley girl a drink to see what would happen. She had been standing at the end of the table smiling a lot and trying to speak a bit in English, although her English was almost as bad as our Cambodian. She tugged on both Chuck and Matt's arm hair, checked out my nail polish and my earrings, etc. When I bought her a drink the only thing that really changed was that she sat in the seat next to me and smiled at me a lot. It was kind of strange, but she seemed surprisingly genuine so at least it didn't seem like she was feeling forced. I bought one other girl a drink at the last bar we went to and that was an interesting experience. She was a tiny little thing, only coming up to my shoulder and had a bubbly, easily excited personality. She spoke minimal English, so there wasn't much in the way of conversation. We all played pool (me, her, Matt, Chuck, and a girl that Matt bought a drink for) and whenever she or I sank a ball she would run over to me laughing and give me this big hug around my waist, jumping up and down as she did it. Even when her drink ran out she was still enthusiastic about me. I have to say, she was somewhat endearing.



I felt pretty icky on the 10th so the whole day was pretty much spent in the hotel. Matt showed up again that night though, and we figured "What the heck - we're in Cambodia," so we all went out. We went to a couple of the better bars from the previous night and one or two new places. Girls who we had spoken to the night before recognized us and would say hello. The girl who kept getting excited while playing pool with me was really happy to see us and clamped on to me the moment we came in the bar. She didn't seem to care whether I bought her a drink or not, but I got a couple anyways. Chuck and I tried asking her about her life, but with the language difference we only managed to work out very few things such as the fact that she's married and has a kid, who I think is 5 years old. After hearing this I doubted that she was one of the bar girls who would prostitute herself out. Although one might automatically assume that all the girls working in bars and trying to get you to buy them lady drinks are willing to sleep with men (or women I guess) for money, that isn't the case. Sure, a lot of them do accept money for sex, but a fair few of them don't. And girls are free to be choosy about who they'll sleep with - some will only go with guys they really like and others might go with a unsavory fellow just to make some money. I saw one bar girl turn away from a guy who went in for a kiss after they had been flirting lightly for a bit. I guess she had either decided "no" or she was playing hard to get. We saw a trio of two girls and a boisterous overweight man all giggling and being playful with each other in a more-than-friendly way. I guess they had decided he was alright. Matt told us that he had seen men go into girly bars and not a single girl would be willing to talk with them, where as another guy might get more offers than he knew what to do with. Matt himself made an offer to a girl he had been flirting with all night. She said she would go with him, but she wouldn't do anything sexual. He decided not to take her up on that offer and the next night when he came back she was almost begging him to take her back to his hotel. I think she actually cried when he said no. I don't know if she changed her mind because she realized she really needed the money or if she suddenly just wanted to spend a passionate night with him. I dunno. He wasn't mean about saying "no" either - they still flirted and hung out and he bought her some lady drinks and all that. And the fact that the girl who I had gotten myself attached to had a husband and a kid made me think that her goal in working at the bars was just to make as much money from lady drinks as she could - that she wasn't going to be going home with anyone for sex. She might let someone take her out to some other bars or a club with them, but no sex. It's certainly an interesting system for prostitution, and I like to think that it favors the girls a bit more than the customers. They have a safe haven where they can get to know a guy a bit before deciding whether or not to go home with him. They aren't making money solely from their sexual escapades because they get paid for each lady drink that they're bought (although I bet it's a pretty small amount of money). They get to have a good time hanging out with their friends while at work. I dunno, it could be worse, ya know? I'd be interested to find out how many girls really hate their jobs at the bars or feel that they have no other options. We ended up leaving the bars around 3:00 AM to go to a club called Heart of Darkness. It was a modern place - something you'd expect to find in the affordable parts of Miami or San Francisco. We were frisked before going in which was kind of exciting what with it implying that danger was afoot. Inside, Chuck and I had a good time making fun of a thin but pretty girl with a bobbed haircut and a short skirt for her dance moves. She looked like a duck when she danced, holding her hands almost as if she were going to do the chicken dance and sort of kicking her feet back like a hen scratching at the ground. Maybe we should have called her "chicken girl," but for some reason "duck girl" became her nickname. Later on when I was on the dance floor she came up and danced with me for a few moments, then she thanked me with a smile and left the club. I thought that was nice of her. At 4:00 the club closed down. In fact, at 3:55 it was jammed with people at at 4:00 it was practically deserted. We were amazed at how quickly everyone cleared out. Before leaving, Chuck borrowed a pen from a beefy looking guy in order to give Matt his email address. After returning the pen we realized that the guy had most probably been a bodyguard. He had acted a little odd when Chuck first asked him for the pen, and there was a younger couple nearby that he seemed to be keeping his eyes on. Bodyguards might not be the best people to bum pens from, but luckily it all worked out just fine. Bodyguards. Sheesh. I'm not used to having people like that hanging around. That's Cambodia for you.



We felt fine on the 11th, although we didn't feel like doing anything. We decided to just eat all day long. We even had a Cambodian raw beef salad, which is highly cautioned against by travel advisories. They all say to never eat any raw meats, but we figured we had been in SE Asia for long enough that we'd probably be okay. And we were. I mean, unless I have some unknown parasite living in my intestines, which is possible. But hasn't caused me problems yet. It was pretty good too, although I think I prefer my beef cooked a bit - it's easier to chew and has more flavor. We decided to go to the casino and try our luck again. Maybe we would come back a winner like we did a few days before. The casino was a much livelier place in the evening than it had been during the day. There were a lot more people and they were mostly all dressed up. There were a lot of gorgeous Cambodian girls wearing sexy dresses who I assumed were looking for rich dates. Unfortunately, luck was not on our side and we lost $4 of our money. Stupid casino.

Since we had been wasting our time over the last few days we decided to pull it together on the 12th and go to the Killing Fields. We hired a tuktuk to take us there, wait for us, then drive us back for $10. We first had to walk past the lazy tuktuks who would try to overcharge us and lied to them about wanting a ride, so when they saw us slowly roll past in our bargain tuktuk one fellow said "Hey, I just saw you! You said no tuktuk!" We just smiled at him. The drive to the killing fields took us past some interesting parts of town. We got to see a less touristy area of Phnom Penh where all the warehouses and stockyards were. There were people all over the place, walking, motorbiking, bicycling, selling, buying, eating, etc. I have to say, it's a pretty busy city. We went right to the edge of it to get to the Killing Fields. That's where a lot of the executions by the Khmer Rouge were carried out - those of the prisoners who were kept at Tuol Sleng. When it excavated after the fall of the Khmer Rouge they found a bunch of mass graves, some with hundreds of skeletons, some containing only women, children, and babies, some headless. They've stopped excavating at this point, having found almost 9,000 bodies. A tall stuppa has been built at the center of the site, filled with the bones of the victims piled on glass shelves to pay tribute to their stolen lives. Skulls stared out across the fields in all directions through the glass walls of the structure. There was also a museum that had information such as the timeline of events, important people who were involved, and what happened to some of the leaders (like Pol Pot who died under house arrest in 1998). A particularly gruesome plaque described how they would execute babies by swinging them against trees. Another mentioned how they might use garden tools to execute a person, just to save on ammunition. The rest of the site looked much like a park dotted with big trees and a few fenced in shallow pits (where mass graves were located). It wasn't very big so it didn't take us much more than an hour to feel that we had gotten as much out of it as we were going to. The fact that it was an exceedingly hot day might have helped speed along the visit as well. The tuktuk driver was waiting for us in the parking area and we made our way back towards town (we passed by an elephant along the way! Not a wild one - just a working elephant). I remember being struck by how beautiful the Cambodian people are on the ride back through the city. It seemed that every face, man or woman, was particularly lovely. I decided right then that Cambodia had the most beautiful people of any country I'd been to. The darker skin, black hair, and softer, more rounded features are so pretty to my eyes. Even the old man who was leisurely pedaling his bike down the road, the balloon toys he had for sale bouncing on wooden sticks behind him, had a peaceful, aged beauty. The look on his face was so serene and content that I couldn't help but smile. We passed him by, leaving him to merge into the throng of traffic that accompanied us back into the city. Fifteen minutes later we came to the Central Market where we paid our driver and prepared for battle. The goal: to purchase flip flops. The battle plan: go to the least busy shops. The strategy: be willing to walk away. We darted through the thick jungle of stalls, dodging cries of "You look! Buy!" and "Very good for you, very cheap." The crowds subsided the further we got from the market center and soon we were able to stroll around without having to defend against the determined vendors. Unless we engaged the enemy in battle, that is. And at some point it would have to come to that. So we steeled ourselves and approached a flip flop stall. Of course, the seller was all over us, offering us various pairs of shoes that we weren't interested in and commenting on how cheap they were. At the end of the ordeal, we somehow ended up with two pairs of flip flops from two different shops. We tried to walk away from one shop, but made the mistake of making an offer before having decided to buy. When she said $7, we said $4, walking away when she didn't agree. She dropped the price by a dollar with each step we took, quickly agreeing to $4, which we hadn't actually wanted to pay at all. But we paid anyways. Then we went back to the shop we had actually wanted to buy from (because the guy was so pathetically nice) and got another pair - we convinced him to throw in a free pair of socks though. That made us feel a bit better. And the fact that the he was gleefully happy that we bought them from him was nice too. It was back to the hotel after that. A few hours later at 9:00 PM or so, Matt showed up. It turned into another night out. We went to a "normal" bar (you know, one without all the bar girls) for a bit and played some pool, then went to the bar where the girl that had taken a liking to me worked. Apparently they had a big TV there and Matt wanted to watch the World Cup match: USA vs UK. He ended up rather pouty by the time we left. The UK team made some sort of big mistake that they never recovered from. Seeing he was British and all, that put him a bit down and out. Chuck and I weren't much into the game and were kept entertained by a lovely, but crude lady boy who had decided to sit with us. Ladyboys (you know, a man who has decided to be a woman) are notorious for being crazy perverts, and this one did not fail the stereotype. She loved to mimic various sexual acts and be overly flirtatious with men, especially when it made them uncomfortable. If someone referred to her as "he," she would become incensed and insist that she had gotten all the necessary operations to make her a woman, and was almost eager to have someone take her up on her offer to prove it. She was certainly the kind of person that you would call the "life of the party" and she rather wore us all out, I think. Chuck and I didn't stay out very late that night and headed back to bed before the soccer (or football if you prefer) match was over.



We were wanting to stay in Phnom Penh for a few more nights, so on the morning of the 13th we checked with the hotel boss lady to see if that was possible. She gave us a big negative saying that she had already booked new guests into the room that night. So we went into an annoyed scramble to pack our bags and figure out where to go next before the noon check-out time. As I waited in the hotel restaurant/bar with our bags, Chuck ran around the corner to the bus office to see if they had any buses to Ho Chi Minh, Vietnam. He hurried back to the hotel and announced that the bus was leaving in 5 minutes. We swung our bags across our backs and hustled out the door, down the street, past the tuktuks and girly bars, around the corner and into the bus office. After a few minutes wait and a phone call, a mini-van pulled up and we climbed in along with three Vietnamese men. We were driven around the city for 10 minutes, wondering where we were going and what exactly was going on, but unable to ask anyone who spoke English. The driver pulled over at a busy corner and had us wait on the sidewalk with our bags as he got on his cellphone. A few minutes later a big bus - our bus - pulled up, blocking the traffic in the right hand lane. We were ushered on board where we were awkwardly greeted by a sea of staring faces and made our way to the very back to take the only two seats left. What a way to catch a bus. Onward to Vietnam!